The posts from this celebrity that started (or ended) everything
Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) March 27, 2020
I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus.
Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives pic.twitter.com/9Te6aFP0Ri
Last night, on the advice of my doctor, I went into hospital for some routine tests as I’m still experiencing coronavirus symptoms. I’m in good spirits and keeping in touch with my team, as we work together to fight this virus and keep everyone safe.— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) April 6, 2020
It is hard to find the words to express my debt to the NHS for saving my life.— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) April 12, 2020
The efforts of millions of people across this country to stay home are worth it. Together we will overcome this challenge, as we have overcome so many challenges in the past. #StayHomeSaveLives pic.twitter.com/HK7Ch8BMB5
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Being a high profile celebrity, their PR teams have incentives to increase their follower count and popularity. Was that the plan all this time? Judge for yourself:
Average 24 hr Instagram and Twitter follower increase after claiming Coronavirus
24 hr follower increase after claiming Coronavirus
Other external factors that are also important to note
History quiz, everyone!
Two quotes, two different British Prime Ministers – guess who said what:
“We shall never surrender… until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”
“We mourn… every day those who are taken from us in such numbers, and the struggle is by no means over…”
See how the first quote inspires, where the second one falls flat like a mango from a skyscraper?
That’s because Boris Johnson – the current British PM – famously (conveniently) contracted the virus last month, but continued to give courageous hand waves while being filmed on the stoop of Number 10, all the while attempting to galvanize his inner Churchill with lame quotes such as above.
Goes without saying that Mr. Johnson would be subsequently hospitalized in the ICU only to swiftly recover in three days. According to our stats, Mr. Johnson had just over a 65% chance of surviving.
Hence the rapidity of his recovery is indeed extraordinary, neatly emulating the Miracle of Dunkirk.
Boris, the invisible enemy that is ‘Rona is not zee Germans, and no. 10 ain’t your bunker.
Can the British public smell a rat? Or are they just war weary after Brexit and choosing to switch off from political BS whilst in lockdown?
Even Hugh Grant from “Love Actually” would be an upgrade.
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