The posts from this celebrity that started (or ended) everything
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Being a high profile celebrity, their PR teams have incentives to increase their follower count and popularity. Was that the plan all this time? Judge for yourself:
Average 24 hr Instagram and Twitter follower increase after claiming Coronavirus
24 hr follower increase after claiming Coronavirus
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Boy oh boy – fasten your seatbelts folks. This one’s a lesson from the special forces PR playbook.
“Fredo” kept an even pace in the ratings with his brother, Andrew (Governor of New York), as the ‘Rona pandemic dramatically unfolded in the Empire State. While the fraternal late night spats made for some great TV – “you never cooked the sauce right” – Chris began falling further behind in the ratings race as his brother stole the show during his “Presidential-like” press conferences.
Of course, never doubt a cockroach. No, wait, we mean, a 21st century CNN media personality. Our bad.
Lo and behold, who gets the ‘Rona? Chris! Who was more popular before? Andrew! Who gets the post-ratings increase? Chris! Who has a 66% chance of survival according to our stats? Chris!
But wait, it gets better – who was spotted checking out their SECOND property in East Hampton and stopped and questioned by a cyclist? Chris!
Who came out of the closet (or was it basement? who cares) 2 weeks later, ‘Rona free? Chris! Who’s fake news? Chris!
Oh ‘Rona – God Bless your majestic revelations!
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