The posts from this celebrity that started (or ended) everything
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Being a high profile celebrity, their PR teams have incentives to increase their follower count and popularity. Was that the plan all this time? Judge for yourself:
Average 24 hr Instagram and Twitter follower increase after claiming Coronavirus
24 hr follower increase after claiming Coronavirus
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Oof. We remember P!ink. Back in 2009 or something. Ronaldo was on Manchester United, who had qualified for the Champions League final. Yes – that Man U. Boy was that a lifetime ago.
P!nk confirmed her diagnosis on April 3 while also announcing a $1 million donation to support healthcare workers and institutions. Aw thanks, P!nk – I mean, you gotta do something other than be a 40-year-old weirdo with dyed hair and a tomboy haircut.
And that’s how you get +51k new followers and public attention resurgence in 24 hours ladies and gents – by claiming the ‘Rona and granting a tax-deductible donation of one million dollars all in the name of PR! Oh, wait, we mean, charity, of course!
Face it – ‘Rona is the best thing to ever happen to washed-up celebs like this one.
She has a 74% chance of survival based on our calculations. But based on reality (because she faked it) she’ll make it 100% through!
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